Custom Clothes: Birthday Greetings Cards

Friday, 3 August 2012

Birthday Greetings Cards

We sing your recipient's name in a version of Happy Birthday. Imagine their surprise when they hear their own name being sung!Start by choosing a card and a musical style.Here are some examples of funny and playful birthday messages:"I don't believe that it's your birthday. You don't look any older than you did last year.""I think it's time to start being honest about your age. You need to start including your B.C. years?""You're so old, I bet your watch measures time in centuries.""If you were a piece of gum, you would be EXTRA Sugar-free. You've lasted a long time."Your country gave your your first birthday present. Your citizenship!"There's a strong correlation between total number of birthday cards received over one's lifetime and likelihood of death. Now how do you feel about those people who always remember to give you a birthday card?""If it seems like birthdays come and go fast, that's because they are all settle quickly on your face and transform into wrinkles.""You know you're getting old when you get a sympathy card for your birthday." (Put this in a general sympathy card)"The older you get, the older I feel. So please stop making me feel old.""If people celebrate you this many times just for being born, shouldn't they celebrate all the real accomplishments you've made in your life?"

"Happy Birthday! You're one year closer to your death day." (for the pessimist)"It's debatable whether birthdays are actually good or bad for you. Each birthday that you have lowers your life expectancy by one year. On the other hand, those who have the most birthdays tend to have the highest life expectancy."